Admin Disciplinary Tools
SO, back in high school I did a lot of experimenting . . . hm . . that started out wrong. Well, me and my buddies took a vocational class for Cisco Systems and honestly, we learned more about LAN in order to play video games than our instructor ever taught us . . AND me and another friend came up with a . . . CAT5 CAT 'O NINE TAILS!!
over the years I developed a bullwhip and sold one of the cat5catonines, and decided, these unique novelties should be shared with others . . SO!!!
"H4773r & T1nk's Toy Box" is proud to present . . .
H4773r's line of admin disciplinary tools, the Category 5 cable goods that look better on your hip than jacked into your box!!
Cat 5 Cat 'O Nine Tails
Classic Cat5 Cat O'Nine Tails, as shown $45 + S&H
Available in multiple colors, and Functional option . . . .
Cat 5 Bullwhips
^---Classic --^ The Widow---^
Start at $75, multiple colors, functionality optional
SO!, if you would like one of these lovely pieces of work, contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org
No extra charge for different color schemes, I have black, white, red, blue, orange, yellow, gray, possibly pink . . and if my Cat5 connection gets more colors, they will be available. Functionality is +$20. For bullwhips that means both ends will be tipped and be usable as a Cat5 cable, for Cat O'Nines, there will be 2 of each color so connectivity will be discernible and the ninth tail will connect into the pummel. i ONLY USE Cat5/6 cable, its guts, tips and electrical tape, if other products in the future call for something else, we'll see.
Tip of Cat5Cato'nine
Bullwhip tip (some wear from where a friend tried to crack it)
Handle of bullwhip, I usually wrap in electrical tape to distinguish from the bulk of the braid
Detail on the braid of The Widow