SAUSAGE FEST!

As promised, this is the post about Sausage Fest.

It all began when RunningRyan, as he always does, was bemoaning the fact that we are not "Bert & Ernie" life mates, or if you ask him what he said, it would probably sound like "we need to hang out some time," and there might have also been mention of watching Season 4 of Venture Bros. To which I replied, "I guess, maybe for a bit, maybe Ti-Slut can come along and chaperone." *Thought* "Man, that would be a sausage fest . . . hey! that actually sounds delicious, lets get a bunch of tubed meat together and watch cartoons!" Then C.J. &  . . . (Spent way too long trying to come up with a clever pseudonym that properly conveyed the characters she plays and the type of person she is and could not adequately develop one at this time . . . woman) piped in asking if they could attend and would stuff if necessary. Encouraged by members of the fairer gender (one of my many follies, I'm sure) I declared the event to be a future thing!

We established a date & time, got coverage at work, so all could attend, and there may have even been a facebook event that read . . .

@ H47cave

BYO-Sausage and enough to share. We will be watching Venture Bros. Season 4. And otherwise BSing till a "decent" hour at night/in the morning. You can bring a friend or two, but no more than two.

Then, The Sausegening Began . . . .

Yes, Mini-Cheddarwursts & sausage wrapped in pancake-dogs. Savory & sweet

SAUSAGE FEST!! The size doesnt matterits how good it is. - moby.to/4uye99
— tony elfson (@h47) April 24, 2012

Some of "The Spread"

Swallowing has occured. There is groaning and glazed over eyes. We push forward! - moby.to/ba2x63
— tony elfson (@h47) April 25, 2012

Another POV shot. Oh yeah, Pievuhg brought tacos to a sausage fest. typical.

Even the vegan @theatreg33k joins in on the SAUSAGE FEST!! - moby.to/88kvrr
— tony elfson (@h47) April 25, 2012

 There were two not present for the Wide shot of the Orgy of Tubed Meat, but they gorged themselves as well as any you see there, guilty and debauched.




Many things were discussed . . .

Wow, took a whole 3 hours till the actual sexual discussions/debates began.
— tony elfson (@h47) April 25, 2012

And in the end, I suffered a great blow for my lust for sausage and company . . .

Gah! I didnt save my game last night before sausage fest. AND I'M IN THE WATER TEMPLE AGAIN!!!
— tony elfson (@h47) April 25, 2012

 And so was SAUSAGE FEST!!!!

Memorables: Cook Meme Something

Hungry for some H47-tastic content? Maybe not? TOO BAD!! Everybody and your dad knows about Epic Meal Time. How Bouts some OTHER food people, eh?

First, I present . . . Some fuckin' japanese shit, but American's, in Japan, Cooking, fuckin' cat-meatloaf, so, fuckin' catloaf . . . you bitch. Put it in your eye.



So, now that we've covered that, how bout some OTHER people who  . . . love . . eating . . cats, in a sense. And also enjoy alcohol, a young lady who has won the hearts, minds and stomachs of most people I know, who've watched a single one of her videos, who of course, has guest appeared on EMT as well.


You want some more meal time? No, it's not epic, it's regular . . .  SWEDISH REGULAR MEAL TIME, much of it, IN SWENGLISH!


You know what I think about when I hear "Swedes?" Besides that famous jibberish spouting chef and meatballs & Ikea? Death Metal . . . Meh, I'm not that much of a downer.  I do like metal though, how about balck metal with rediculous fantasy blades . . and Veganism! Ah HAHAHAhahahah!!!! *Nathan Explosion voice* Enjoy, its good for your eyes, ears and body . . . metal. /end voice